Accidently Kelly Street

       过年在家看电视，电视上出现梁静茹。我跟我妈说：

       “妈妈，有人说我长得像梁静茹诶！你看，我们都是圆圆的眼睛，肉肉的鼻头！”

       我妈一边吃我给她剥的橙子一边说：

        “是很像。她是大饼脸，你也是大饼脸，合起来就是二饼脸。”

       我至今不明白，大过年的，我和梁静茹怎么就得罪我妈了。

Q. What happened with the foot faults in the tiebreak?
MARAT SAFIN: Well, just unfortunately some people, they want to take five seconds of the camera and to show everybody that he's in the match. It's sad story. Just unfortunately it's the most stupid thing I ever saw in my life.
It's just disappointment, because it's already 3-1. There was a chance. It's a tiebreak. Every point counts. When it goes like that on the second serve in the tiebreak, why? I don't understand.

Q. It's happened to you before?
MARAT SAFIN: It happened to me in US Open. Just like I said, it's just the most stupid thing. Like there shouldn't be this rule. I'm not stepping on the line. It's sideways. It doesn't help at all to serve better.

Q. How much of an affect do you think that had on you? You won the next four points after that. Did you think it ended up costing you?
MARAT SAFIN: I think I played better in the third set. Unfortunately, it's probably a little bit too late to play against Federer to get into the match. I started to feel much for comfortable on the court in the third set.
I had a couple opportunities there, small ones, but still. Tiebreak was very close. For me, it was a chance to win a set, and then you never know what happens. I felt like he was struggling a little bit. Slightly. Of course, he's a great player. Just I could feel that he was tense. There was a small chance for me, just it slipped away. 

Q. Do we have a chance to see you back here next year?
MARAT SAFIN: I doubt it. I really doubt it. I really doubt it. 

Q. How does it make you feel to be saying good bye to Grand Slam events?
MARAT SAFIN: I don't like this bye bye part. It's just a sad story. It's not for me. I prefer to leave this way, quietly, nice, with a great match.
Unfortunately, I couldn't do better than that, three sets. But anyway, I lost today probably to the better player, one of the greatest ones in the history of tennis. I really hope for him to be so I can tell the story to my kids that I played with him. I think it's a nice story. 

Q. What memories will you take away from this tournament?
MARAT SAFIN: I had some ups and downs here. One disappointment. Another great year. One final against Roger. And then one title I took here beating also Roger and Hewitt. So I've been playing some great tennis. So just the whole thing, the whole setup. The beautiful city, great people.
The crowd is always friendly. Go around in the city and they just love tennis. They live with tennis. They really enjoy it and appreciate what you are doing. That's what makes it special. It's really very sports -- people living here. It's always nice to come here every year, year after year. Unfortunately, I doubt it's going to ever happen again. 

Q. That semifinal you played against Federer in 2005, people still talk about that as one of the great matches. How does that stick in your mind in terms of your career?
MARAT SAFIN: Well, just it was one of the greatest matches I ever played in my life probably. It's just for the fact that to play against Federer, against Roger, because he's the kind of player for my tennis, he's not really comfortable. He is not really comfortable tennis game for me.
I always struggled to play against him because he just doesn't give me any rhythm. He knows what to do in exact moment of the match. He knows what I'm going to do.
For me, to win that match in a semifinal was a huge thing. I never played any better. I wasn't any luckier in any other moments in the tennis court, so I could say that I was lucky; I played great tennis. He missed couple of shots that could change the match. He was very close to win it. He had a match point. 

Q. You seem to keep your emotions in check a little bit tonight. Was that a conscious effort to hold yourself back a bit?
MARAT SAFIN: Well, if you get there, you try to play against Federer, you want to -- you see the opportunities, you see what you should do. Every time I try to do something else, the ball is not landing where you want it to land.
It's a little bit, of course, a disappointment because he doesn't give you a lot of opportunities throughout one hour and a half of the match.
You need to count every single point and any single chance to break him, otherwise there is just no chance. Of course it's disappointment that I'm not there, but you just need to keep it cool, just to wait for another one. Maybe there will be another chance. I had it. I had them. But not enough. 

Q. You embraced Roger at the end. Was that partly because of what's happened at the tournament, or because you knew you were saying good bye as well?
MARAT SAFIN: Well, it's just we know each other for how many years? Since '94. We didn't play in the juniors, but we saw each other. We had some great matches. I was close a couple times. We grew up together. He started a little bit later than me.
I respect him as a tennis player, as a person. He's just very close -- let's put it this way: Very close colleague of mine.

Q. You also say he's the best you ever faced?
MARAT SAFIN: Probably, yeah. He's the most complete tennis player in the history of tennis, that's for sure. With all due respects to Agassi and Sampras and the rest of the gang.
But I never felt so uncomfortable against any of the players before.

Q. Fabrice?
MARAT SAFIN: Yeah, but I managed to beat him the last four times, so that's okay. Fabrice is a special guy also.

Q. I know it's hard for you, but who is your tip to go on and win the tournament? MARAT SAFIN: Well, it's too early to say. Roger, he's definitely playing well. He played really well today. In the important moments he was at his best. He served well.
Also surprised me a lot Murray, the way he's moving and the playing around the court and the way he observes the other player on the beginning of the match. He's very clever and great hands. He's one more person to counsel. Djokovic is there. He's dangerous.
I'm pretty sure that -- anybody else coming to my head right now. Definitely going to come up somebody. Gilles Simon, for example.
There will be somebody. Third round. A little bit too early to speculate about it. We'll see. Roddick is there. 

Q. What about Nadal?
MARAT SAFIN: Oh, yeah. Exactly. See. That's what I'm missing. He's the one who managed to beat Federer in almost all the surfaces. I mean, grass, he took him on grass, which is barely impossible and he managed.
So I think he has all the chances here if he gets to the final. 

Q. Do you feel like Federer's playing the same as before or a bit different?
MARAT SAFIN: What kind of different? He cannot play any different tennis. He has all the skills, and he uses them. One day maybe he miss a couple of balls and the match goes to somebody else, but normally he manage to win all of them.
It's up to him every time, except on clay. But he knows exactly what he's doing. Just depends if he's a hundred percent feeling great that day. Basically two points make a big difference. 

Q. Did you guys say anything to each other over the net?
MARAT SAFIN: What you are going say? Well done. Great play. Typical stuff. What else do you want me to say to him? 

Q. Did he say anything to you?
MARAT SAFIN: Bad luck. 

Q. What would it take to change your mind about walking away from tennis?
MARAT SAFIN: Nothing. I've been already too many years. I want to change and do something else. I'm ready for that. It's been a nice trip. It's enough. 

Q. Do you know what that something else is?
MARAT SAFIN: Yeah, but I'll keep it to myself for the moment. I would love to do that. I'm ready.

        除了张震岳和小沈阳，我觉得整个春晚最屌的亮点，出现在音乐剧《森林舞会》里。

        在发型直追李连杰版《方世玉》里的苗翠花的黄圣依出现之前，森林里的大狮子和大花豹唱到：

       “我脾气很大，个性也不太好，但春天来了还是会微笑。”

       这句歌词太精辟了，真想拿来做彩铃啊！！

      首先，祝大家新年快乐呗！

      接下来，值得一提的是，昨天半夜，我在睡梦中因为肚子疼而醒了过来。在床上打滚五分钟之后，我终于忍不住直起身子准备去上厕所，结果迅即猛烈地打了三个响亮的咯，然后肚子就不疼了！一切就像一场梦！我今天早上把症状讲给我爸听，他当机立断取消了我的早饭，只让我喝了一杯盐开水。我爸说我肚子疼是因为吃太多了，我想他是对的。昨天晚上吃完晚饭之后我吃了一个火龙果一个光明大果粒半排黑巧克力一只六两多的大螃蟹还有无数的瓜子。更要命的是，最近这一周的夜晚我都是这样度过的。庆幸的是，在饿了一顿之后，现在我的积食性腹痛已经解除了，而且也已经完成了颇有节制的午餐。看来今天晚上的大餐我可以如约而至了。

      过年贪吃是在所难免，在此，我衷心地希望各位以我为戒。吃东西的原则当然是能多吃一口就多吃一口，但是不能多吃一口的时候，再吃大半口就好了，给自己留点余地吧！

      再次祝您新年快乐哟！

      自从回家呆着，我就丧失了连续抒情超过五分钟的能力。就连在被子里蒙着头跟人哭诉陈绮贞老师的新专辑如何坚硬地撞碎了我的心，我竟然也在三个短信来回之后就睡着了...所以这篇日志我要务必精短，速战速决。

      昨天我如愿看了萨小芬和费德勒的澳网比赛。解说一如既往地傻逼。比如先是萨小芬被费德勒挑了个过顶，俩解说就卯足了劲猛夸费德勒脑子好使暗讽萨小芬反应迟钝，转身萨小芬还了一个一模一样的过顶给大鼻子，这两个家伙就像便秘了一样，半天也没憋出个屁来。（请不要为我的粗俗感到羞愤，我昨天已经被我爸教训过了。）我尤其烦那个女解说，一听就是自费德勒发迹起才开始看网球的大菜鸟，提起萨小芬只知道他“大力发球然后上网截击”，并在萨小芬露了两手底线功夫之后以一种典型的井底之蛙的语气发出了醋意十足的一小声唏嘘。更讨厌的是每次萨小芬习惯性叽叽咕咕的时候，他们就像两个盗墓贼终于挖通了地道一样，欢呼雀跃着叫道“哎呀他又发火了！”白痴呀白痴，这是他在教训自己呢，你们明白不？他抡拍子的时候内心世界里有三四个小声音在轮流数落他呢，你们听见了吗？

      虽然昨天是零比三“直落”，但熟悉萨小芬球路的人都知道这是一场好比赛，所以比赛结束之后他雄赳赳气昂昂地走在金色的大道上，得意地把身上能扔的全都扔给了观众。这是一场熟男之间的战斗。他们的ace球落点妖异，他们的底线都吃到最深，他们的每一个主动得分都是掷地有声的，他们的每一个受迫性失误都是老脸皮厚的。只有熟男才不惮于袒露自己的孩子气啊！所以他们会在轮流挑战鹰眼各占一次便宜之后在大庭广众之下互相抛个媚眼。他们会为自己每一个嘎嘣嘎嘣脆的得分而得意洋洋，不论它是局点盘点，还是无济于事。尤其是我们的萨小芬同学，场上他撅起屁股踮起脚在网前撮出一个落地后往回弹的超级小小球，场下他翘着兰花指鼓着腮帮子弹了弹衣襟送走一只小飞虫。满场都飘着爱~爱~爱啊~~~

     是，他们都在成长，都在变得更完整更强大更精良。所以再次唱起《狂恋》的陈绮贞是决绝的是透彻的，她不再任性不再胡闹，不再问一些没有答案的问题。也只有你，马拉特·萨小芬，在人人追捧单手反拍的今天，只有你执迷不悔地坚持使用双手反拍，像武士握着他的刀，像宇宙巨人举起他的圣剑，然后对着天空大喊一声：“赐予我力量吧！我是希曼！”（你们难道不觉得，萨芬和萨芬娜，那就是希曼和希瑞吗？！）